The Beetus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Bold blue serif text below

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

gripping a bat

" followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party

Large weathered golden-mustard serif text reads "CHERRY BAIL BONDS" below the cherries

The Beetus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Bold blue serif text belowWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo