Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Slapping "never settle" on a

Slapping "never settle" on a buckle hat is the kind of historical gaslighting that deserves its own textbook chapter

Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

" inside a red-bordered yellow circle

Curved distressed white serif text reads "IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES" above "SINCE 1986

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Slapping "never settle" on aBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit