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Morning Wood Lumber Company v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL and fictional businesses that seemMorning Wood Lumber Co. chose 1969 as its founding year because no other date could carry that weight. Every word in the company name is load bearing, and the whole operation stays standing through sheer commitment to the bit. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "MORNING WOOD" above a vintage style illustration of a lumberjack in a yellow shirt and green cap swinging an axe into a log, framed by snow capped mountains and green