American Balled Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt st. joseph screaming into a void

screaming into a void

with a pointed tower

" flanking stacked vertical letters "ESTD" and "1928" in gold and muted green

because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention

American Balled Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt st. joseph screaming into a voidSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American