Bob Morales 2028 - Unisex Hoodie nothing Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "MIKE DAMONE'S" above a ticket-stub border framing a halftone portrait of Mike Damone flanked by stars and music notes

Bold distressed white text below reads "NEW YEAR

Declaring yourself not a cop on a shirt is the most cop thing since asking if anyone knows where to buy drugs

Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western-style serif text reading "DUCKIE

Bob Morales 2028 - Unisex Hoodie nothing Arched distressed white text readsBob Morales running for office is the most honest campaign in history because his platform is just chaos he already promised to deliver. That slogan is less political ambition and more a threat from a guy three beers deep. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Arched blue serif text reading "BOB MORALES" curves along the top of a circular red, white, and blue campaign button design. A blue halftone portrait of Bob Morales with an afro and mustache sits