John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Crawling through a sewer pipe

Crawling through a sewer pipe to open a boat rental is the most aggressive retirement plan in Mexican coastal history

sunglassed face rises above mountain peak silhouettes

White text at the top reads "SUPER 1/4 LB CHAR-BURGER

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Crawling through a sewer pipeRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text