Beaver Liquor - Unisex Sweatshirt hammond two light blue sparkler stick

two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red

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White slab-serif text reads "La VILLa" above larger "TAXCO

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Sweatshirt hammond two light blue sparkler stickBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text