Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL holding a small cocktail in

holding a small cocktail in her raised hand

White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

Rebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes

Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL holding a small cocktail inVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.